Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Stimie (via howitzerliterarysociety)
The Art of Staying Aloft: a photo series by Gloria Wilson of Small Mysteries.
this is what i imagine sports is
Fun Fact: So apparently “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of this Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” was originally called “I Loved You So Much More Before You Were a MySpace Whore”
selected theatre credits ➔ celia keenan-bolger
Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
I’d like 50.
Laser pointer wake up prank