some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
of course you can’t just go to the moon you need a rocketship
get to know me meme: [5/8] relationships ✴ april ludgate & andy dwyerI guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?
I’ve made a mistake
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
when you unintentionally insult someone
"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
Kiba, just under 11 weeks.
I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover
I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”
And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he soundedlet them feel their ignorance burn into their souls